[POLICE] Took my kid there, Meme Maker, Offline, Conversions, Glass Beach, more!

| oOo ==> Viral Meme Maker Software
| http://askbling.com/memeap
| WHY: Cool tool that lets you create viral memes *without*
| Photoshop/etc….100s of ’em!
You know it’s going to be a character-building event when
you take your youngest to the police station. Sigh….

Yep, the adventures started with my youngest gave into
the Dark Side and stole a Webkinz tag from a yarn store.
Yes I know, Lings always look for the insanely luxurious items.

Delightful, aye?

Anywhos, long story short – I brought him back to the
store to confess to the supervisor. That went well, and
then I took him to a random police station and asked
for an officer to explain quite how icky his actions were.

Mission accomplished – methinks my son will NOT make
this mistake again. Sure was tiring though….

And how was your day? 🙂

Got lots to share but first:

Glass beach!


Isn’t that amazing?

And onto this evening!

You know those viral Memes (pictures with demotivational
text) that are all the rage online?

Want to make them without requiring Photoshop?

If so:

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| http://askbling.com/memea

This is a nifty software that allows you
to quickly create memes you can share on
Facebook, Pinterest/etc and then drive
bunches of grand traffic back to your site.

What’s that?

You want higher conversions?

Product: Cures Ad Blindness

Niche: ALL that use optins/banners and the like
Why you want to buy it:

Because of the done-for-you-ness – it gives you the ability
to stop your visitors instantly with an attractive slider of
your chosen banners/ads (can rotate and more.

* Show once or show multiple times

* Customizable


And did you see this offline gem:

Like it or not, face-to-face selling utterly rocks
because you can transform yourself from a mere
salesperson into a trusted authority from whom
businesses scramble to buy! The thing is,

How do you achieve that status?

I do apologize – this should have gone out

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I mean, have you ever experienced:

….As soon as you give him a slew of
features and benefits and then the price, he’ll thank you and you’re out
of there. No engagement. No rapport. No contract. No relationship. No

The author responds:

You’re not Burger King and he’s not getting it his way.

And then shows you the RIGHT way to combat it.

WOOT!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT. And page 25 where he
gives you techniques for combating idjut gatekeepers…
he forces you to focus on the one key aspect sooo many
offliners forget.

Thus, if you want a tremendous boost of superb
selling techniques, and making yourself stand out
from the rest of the thundering herd….

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| http://askbling.com/ssa2

Don’t forget this mornings:

Want you some nifty how-tos regarding underground
traffic secrets?

If so,

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| http://askbling.com/underta

By the brilliant peoples who brought you Covert
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this is a MASSIVE video course on smart underground
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At less than $7 at the time of this writing….
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And did you see:

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This focuses on the following niches:
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Why would you want to buy it, I hear you inquire?

Because of the done-for-you-ness! – it gives you over:

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* 3 PLR Weight Loss Books

* 30 High Quality Product Reviews you can insert your affiliate link into

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And don’t forget yesterdays:

Looking for a nifty way to profit from
LinkedIn? Have you thought about:

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| http://askbling.com/linkedinla

This talks about LinkedIn friendly squeeze pages
and more! LinkedIn is definitely a power site to
use – if you’ve been looking for an actionable report,
definitely check it out.

here in LingLand, I’m happily living on coffee and
just got notified the following is live.

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There’s bunches of stuff I like about this – Bolaji is
known for always overdelivering and and all that
jazz (the goodies included always are topnotch!).

But I like especially the point on page 4. It provides
a way to find leads that I really haven’t seen any other
offline marketer focus on! And from then on, qualityupon quality is just piled on. Grand job indeed!

And about that mobile email infographic?


Click on the image in the pin above and enjoy!

That about covers it for this evenin’, woot!

Hope your day went peachy…and I’ll be certain

to touch base with you bright and early tomorrow
with whatever wootness crosses me desk.

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for you online!

Grow strong,

Barbara Ling
I Turn Chaos Into Simplicity


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